The housewife Julie

The housewife Julie

Put on some techno

And took some crystal meth

There was only 5 hours before Peter returned,

The house was a tip.

‘He will be livid!’, she panicked.

So she started doing what she could,

Indeed whatever she could muster

Dusting books, dusting wood,

She even dusted a duster.

There was only 4 hours now.

Julie took another line of crystal meth,

And put on some more techno,

A more underground variety this time,

Proper minimal.

2 hours now

She ran around the house some more

1 hour now

She took some more meth

0 hours now!

Peter arrived into his home

‘What a mess!’ he thought,

Looking at his overdosing wife on the sofa…

‘Not again.’