A vuxen wench,
The young student Ms. Avenicci
Sat at the front of her biology lecture on birds.
Professor Lazarus tapped his mouse
The next powerpoint slide appeared
'The study of Great Tits', it read.
I already know all about those'
Ms. Avenicci joked
And how the class did laugh.
'Why, yes you do,' Lazarus chuckled.
"Why... yes, yes, you do.'
But it was to be his last laugh for some time,
As Ms. Avenicci got him fired for sexual harassment.