We walk sideways

To time, we are nothing,
To monsters, we are monsters
To crabs, we walk sideways

To oak trees, we are rushed
To ants, we are lazy
To crabs, we have too many fingers

"Oh Man of Earth" The crab did ask
"why do you so walk sideways and hath so many fingers?"
And The Man of Earth said,

Shutup Crab.
You Crab.

And served him with some linguine and lemon,
Following a recipe from Nigella.com